| Who are you from Ukraine ?? Do I know you? |
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| DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
40-ish...........................49
Adventurous.................Slept with everyone
Athletic.........................No tits
Average looking...........Ugly-at least a 3-bagger
Beautiful.......................Sleeps with her plastic surgeon
Friendship first..............Former slut
Fun...............................Loves BJs
New-Age......................Body hair in the wrong places
Old-fashioned................No BJs
Open-minded.................Desperate
Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate......................Sloppy drunk
Professional....................Bitch
Voluptuous.....................Very Fat
Large frame....................Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate.............Stalker
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| Addin' some (security related) peace on my mind and soul ...
Wanna see my reality bites?
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